so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
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remember when harry’s hands use to shake during his WMYB solo and look at him now frolicking up and down the stage with his long hippy hair life is great
OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE
and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.
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to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big